![]() It’s a likable film which borrows liberally from everything and everyone, and if it’s put together by numbers, well, then it is done capably enough. But they must also find that long-lost castaway player from the 90s, who uses phrases such as “da bomb” and thinks that Cindy Crawford is the epitome of beauty. In this way, they will win the game and escape from the world of Jumanji. Our quirky quartet have to battle huge rhinos, vast hippos, horrible snakes and a sinister baddie to restore a magic jewel to an occult statue. There are amusing scenes in which Shelly must get used to urinating with a penis, and deal with those moments in which one’s penis can give away private emotional turmoil. But most traumatised is Bethany, who finds that Professor Shelly is a man – a portly, cowardly scientist played by Jack Black. ![]() Spence finds that he inhabits the body of man-mountain Dwayne Johnson, who rather sweetly impersonates someone who thinks of himself as a seven-stone weakling. ![]() Martha finds that she is now a total babe, played by Karen Gillan. To his chagrin, Fridge finds that his body belongs to a quiveringly diminutive guy, played by querulous, panicky Kevin Hart. And then, wham: they are spirited into this Inception-ary world: a vast, threatening jungle landscape. ![]()
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